SYRACUSE – Despite its charming four-seasons allure, highly
affordable cost of living, and outstanding school districts, this Central New
York gem isn’t exactly a ground-zero target for literary plaudits. Victor Hugo
never set foot here. Dante Alighieri is as much a stranger to it as Marvin
Martian. Proust, Goethe, Milton, Shakespeare – none of the plots or characters
in their glorious array of story indicate any knowledge of the Salt City. To
help remedy this alarming condition, CNY #822,136- and #1,023,499- ranked
best-selling author Joel Redmond has decided to share with the Tradecraft blog
some of his deepest literary secrets.
“The first trick is not to get weighed down too seriously
with nonessentials like plot, character, setting, and theme,” Redmond said.
“Basically, I get a burrito, start the stopwatch on my cell phone, and write
like Jackson Pollack paints for twenty minutes.” When pressed as to the source
of his muse, Redmond sank into a reverie. “I remember hearing this great quote
by Woody Allen,” he said. “He said something like ‘I’m all for speed-reading, I
get a lot out of it. I speed-read War and Peace, for example, and I can
tell you from that it definitely had something to do with Russia.’ It takes
guts to read like that, and that’s why I try to write like that,” Redmond said.
Other tips? “I try to always write so I’m almost lying
down,” Redmond said. “If you’re too tense, you might say something that will
offend someone, and one of your characters might do something interesting,” he
said. “I try to make sure all my work reads like a brokerage research report
from an analyst who is very, very uncertain of his situation,” Redmond said. “I
often nod off in the middle of writing a particularly inspiring passage, and
it’s any writer’s hope that his readers experience the same things he does,”
Redmond said. “And if there’s nothing good on TV that night, that doesn’t hurt,
either.”
Redmond saw overnight success with his April 2011 release of
The One-Minute Financial Planner, released by Xlibris; the book sold 7
copies worldwide its first week alone. In December 2013, Unlimited Publishing
released the critically-acclaimed-by-Mr. Redmond follow-up work Tradecraft:
What Spymasters Can Teach us About Investing, which has already sold three
copies a mere month into its publication. The final secret to his success?
Giving away something for nothing. “I’m posting the original version of Tradecraft
online in a weblog called The Bricklebrit Algorithm,” Redmond said.
“It’s basically my way of becoming a TV finance personality without calling all
my readers ‘girlfriend’ or hitting a ‘buy’ or ‘sell’ button that sounds like an
air raid siren.” And the value to readers? “They’ll find lots of math formulas
and to-dos to get wealthy that they can read about and never do, because they're presumably only fluent in English,” Redmond said. “But if they do get wealthy somehow by
accidentally implementing some of the advice in there, I can’t be held
responsible,” Redmond said. “I have to go now, though. Stopwatch says 24:16,”
he said.
Tradecraft can be found here: www.unlimitedpublishing.com/redmond.
The blog is found at http://www.tumblr.com/blog/thebricklebritalgorithm.
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